๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"

Ladies, gentlemen, and unaligned miscellaneous genders, may I present: "The Art Of The Deal"

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: We already won
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: War is over
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: Iran wants to negotiate
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: Iran has run out of missiles
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch bigger missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: We are negotiating with Iran
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch even more missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: We are allowing ships through the strait
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Launch a metric fuckton of missiles
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: America is now the enemy

Mar 23 at 4:17pmWeb
Show threadJay Bear5d ago
@Lana Who knew โ€œAmerica firstโ€ was a hit list
Show thread๐ฟ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ถ "not yet begun to fight"5d ago
@Jbear5 literally everybody.
Show threadVee5d ago
@Lana Good summary.
Show threadJef Poskanzer5d ago
@Lana
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA: The price of oil is too high for some mysterious reason so we're cancelling the sanctions on Iranian oil
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท IRAN: Collect $billions to build way more missiles
Show threadqurlyjoe5d ago
@jef @Lana
Which level is he playing the Chess on now?
Show threadChuks Awa5d ago
@Lana ๐Ÿ˜„ i've heard of triangulation but this is next level