DarkSheep Arts

And Daz Studio has released a set of Cybersecurity poses for it's models.

Cybersecurity experts of Masto, please confirm that these are accurate depictions of your daily grind of working on a laptop while barefoot and wearing a cardigan/bikini combo.

Mar 23 at 10:46amWeb
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago

Also, I am so not taking the piss out of this because it's a sexy lady in sexy poses, that would be unbelievably hypocritical.

I did, however, laugh in the real world at the thought of all the hairy arsed , CIS gendered, US and German infosec blokes I follow lounging around in bikinis.

Show threadCharles ☭  is a Green2d ago

@DarkSheepArts

Hairy-arsed infosec people lounging in bikinis are valid.

Show threadPare2d ago
@DarkSheepArts Yes, this is how I, a middle-aged flabby cis man, look like at work.
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago
@pare I thought so!
Show threadДими́трий2d ago

@pare @DarkSheepArts

can confirm

Show threadPent Up Games 🔞2d ago
@DarkSheepArts Nah, in most of these they're not sitting anywhere near bisexually enough.
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago

@pentup

Lol, I'll put it on my feedback list: "more bisexual poses."

Show threadPent Up Games 🔞2d ago
@DarkSheepArts I mean, I never buy poses, so my feedback probably isn't needed, here. 😆
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago

@pentup

Hey, all notes contribute towards accuracy!

Show threadPent Up Games 🔞2d ago
@DarkSheepArts Note to self: Always include outliers in the dataset... 😜
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago

@pentup

Spiders Georg has shaped the world!

Show threadEarsmeardius2d ago
@DarkSheepArts Doesn't seem entirely realistic. Where are the nose bridge/forehead rubbing poses, the facepalm poses, the banging-head-on-desk poses, the exhausted sagging back in the chair poses, the slurping coffee poses, the chin-in-hand scrolling through event logs poses?
Show threadDarkSheep Arts2d ago

@earsmeardius

LMAO. Agreed - those are some major omissions!

(I think there are a couple of "exasperated while explaining things to the client" poses though, which is good!)