NO JOKE My mom told me to eat more carrots so I’d have better eyesight…

now she has two nearsignted sons, my older brother who’s like -7.00 or -8.00 in the… thing idk what you call it, and I have -4.00 to -5.00 on the thing…

Its cuz the damn TV and computers…

Totally not because we were locked up at home till I was 8 and he was 13 (besides school) then I mostly went from 7am to 6pm in schools cuz afterscrool programs were used as free childcare lmfao, also SUMMER SCHOOLS WTF MOM…

So basically I’ve been staying indoors for most of childhood… thanks mom.