Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Mar 22

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish

7.1%

unlabeled group photo

6.5%

trucker cap / backwards baseball cap

3.4%

duck lips

7.3%

Instagram filters

4.5%

AI generated

10.3%

random dick pic

7.2%

emoji covering faces

4.8%

terribly backlit

4.1%

epic location

2.9%

blatant wealth signifiers

obviously high/drunk

6.5%

insufficient clothing

4.5%

just a dog/cat

8.1%

all cleavage

5.5%

holding a firearm

10.4%

Poll ended at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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✨pencilears✨Mar 22

@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"

They NEVER actually FISH!!!!

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gkrnours

@pencilears @alice remember the running gag in stargate sg1 when o'neil spend like half the show trying to bring people fishing and at the end, it's reveled fishing is short for sipping beer in long chair near a pond that's supposed to be free of fish