Harvey SandstromA living homunculous? As opposed to all those dead ones you keep hearing about?
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CUE THE COMIC RELIEF OBOE
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No I'm sorry. I don't carry cash. I don't have a light. Leave me alone. #Monsterdon
How does she keep her palm eyeball from smudging? #Monsterdon
You've had an eyeball painted on your palm since you were a child. Sure. Seems legit.
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How can we jam another proverb into the dialogue. Ah, here's a spot.
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This must be the son he was trying to get rid of. #monsterdon
I wish I belonged to myself, but in practice I just rent. #monsterdon
Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count... so like five.
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Ah so Sinbad steers by braille.
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Oh good another haunted figurehead, MY FAVE.
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The figurehead is just pissed off cuz her skin is so dry. Get her some moisturizer!! #monsterdon
I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
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Lemonia, just as the old man foretold in scene 24.
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Koura you need to start using smaller wine glasses. We're worried about you.
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I invoke the spirit of the eternal harryhausen. #monsterdon
Wow they really fixed the composition problem of earlier movies. #monsterdon
The exposure and depth of field are really good. #monsterdon
Keep paddling toward the matte painting.
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Who did the foley on this? Loudest footsteps in movie making history. #monsterdon
Sinbad, you should react, you're in the shot.
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So that whole soliloquy was just about going north? #monsterdon
Oh no wait theres more from the longwinded oracle. #monsterdon
This zoom call could have been a wayfinding sign. #monsterdon
And a million archeologists cried out and were suddenly silenced. #monsterdon
Don't worry my compatriots! I'm sure the writers gave us some means of escape!
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And they escaped the utilidoors through a trashcan in tomorrowland. #Monsterdon
Awwwwe poor little abomination. #monsterdon
Ok, I guess we couldn't get "actual" night like on the ship so now we have day-for-night. #monsterdon
Isn't this the Tomb Raider set? #monsterdon
Look at all this greenface. Disgusting. #monsterdon
Don't worry, Lara Croft can handle this. #monsterdon
You guys can go, lemmie have a heart to heart with your multiarmed god statue. It's chill. #monsterdon
Was this just a massive optical-printer flex? I have no clue how this was composited at this point in movie making history.
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Dude, you break the god statue you buy the god statue, store policy. #monsterdon
Chekovs eyeball painting.
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The green body paint budget alone ran into the thousands.
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Wow you made me expose my burned face as a distraction? I thought we were friends.
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Homo Erectus! Homo Habilis! What are you guys doing here?? #monsterdon
Ugh its the fountain from that star trek were picard and wesley were super thirsy for 45 minutes. #monsterdon
So the centaur? Had to take smoke break? I think I missed something, that or the writers did. #monsterdon
More dripping. The audience needs to know we are underground. #monsterdon
Don't try to drink from it, you have to have a tricorder to disable the forcefield. #monsterdon
They finally rinsed all that crepe makeup off of wassisface. #Monsterdon
The centaur is back from his smoke break, and he's PISSED. #Monsterdon
Wait he can't be both a cyclops and a centaur. That's just silly. #monsterdon
Deus ex winged lion bird. #monsterdon
Griffon. I knew it had a name. I did.
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Patented Ray Harryhausen creature grasp at thing that stabbed them. #monsterdon
So uh, they totally introduced the invisibility power earlier. I'm sure the writers wouldn't just pull that power out of their asses... #monsterdon
Ok, we should be totally out of climactic battles now, right?? #monsterdon
Ugh my reflection is a king again. #monsterdon
Would you rather *be* king or just have the king's gratitude? DUH.
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No brick wall ending on this one. Ends on a pratfall. #monsterdon