A living homunculous? As opposed to all those dead ones you keep hearing about?
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CUE THE COMIC RELIEF OBOE
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No I'm sorry. I don't carry cash. I don't have a light. Leave me alone. #Monsterdon

How does she keep her palm eyeball from smudging? #Monsterdon

You've had an eyeball painted on your palm since you were a child. Sure. Seems legit.
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How can we jam another proverb into the dialogue. Ah, here's a spot.
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This must be the son he was trying to get rid of. #monsterdon

I wish I belonged to myself, but in practice I just rent. #monsterdon

Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count... so like five.
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Ah so Sinbad steers by braille.
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Oh good another haunted figurehead, MY FAVE.
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Major pluses of this particular haunted figurehead:
- No talking.
- Murder.
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The figurehead is just pissed off cuz her skin is so dry. Get her some moisturizer!! #monsterdon

I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
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YET ANOTHER LIFE FORCE TROPE
THEYRE INESCAPABLE YALL
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Lemonia, just as the old man foretold in scene 24.
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Koura you need to start using smaller wine glasses. We're worried about you.
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I invoke the spirit of the eternal harryhausen. #monsterdon

Wow they really fixed the composition problem of earlier movies. #monsterdon

The exposure and depth of field are really good. #monsterdon

Keep paddling toward the matte painting.
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Who did the foley on this? Loudest footsteps in movie making history. #monsterdon

Sinbad, you should react, you're in the shot.
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So that whole soliloquy was just about going north? #monsterdon

Oh no wait theres more from the longwinded oracle. #monsterdon

This zoom call could have been a wayfinding sign. #monsterdon

And a million archeologists cried out and were suddenly silenced. #monsterdon

Don't worry my compatriots! I'm sure the writers gave us some means of escape!
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And they escaped the utilidoors through a trashcan in tomorrowland. #Monsterdon

Awwwwe poor little abomination. #monsterdon

Ok, I guess we couldn't get "actual" night like on the ship so now we have day-for-night. #monsterdon

Isn't this the Tomb Raider set? #monsterdon

Look at all this greenface. Disgusting. #monsterdon

Don't worry, Lara Croft can handle this. #monsterdon

You guys can go, lemmie have a heart to heart with your multiarmed god statue. It's chill. #monsterdon

Was this just a massive optical-printer flex? I have no clue how this was composited at this point in movie making history.
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Dude, you break the god statue you buy the god statue, store policy. #monsterdon

Chekovs eyeball painting.
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The green body paint budget alone ran into the thousands.
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Who wore it better?
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