beware, he is heavily armed!
Girl!
I wanna take you to a octopus bar
I wanna take you to a octopus bar
I wanna take you to a octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
Wow!
At the octopus bar
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the octopus bar
You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
Superstar
Super, super, superstar

“Our pet octopus is a bit of a jerk. He’s that guy who has a couple then either tells you how much he loves you or threatens to fight you. So we brewed this IPA, with 8 varieties of hops and 8 types of malt. We targeted 88 IBU and 8.8% to appease him. Sadly, when he found out that we’d fabricated all of the above info, it only made him more volatile. We are starting to realize that Octopus was a poor choice for a pet.”
@amiserabilist I was gonna say it looks like a mastodon. An octopus/mastodon? An octodon!
(rip octodon.social btw)
Clearly that is a ghost with goofy clown shoes.