Dear england, greetings and here is my latest report from america, everybody is very angry right now because their petrol has jumped up to their equivalent of 79p a litre which is the most it's been by quite a lot

๐Ÿฐ Holy shit Dan so petrol is basically free there, I bet nobody ever worries about not affording filling up their tank huh,

๐Ÿฆ 25 miles per gallon is pretty normal here

๐Ÿฐ oh

๐Ÿฆ because of decades of basically-free petrol

๐Ÿฐ oh.

@ifixcoinops also everything is a 20min to hr long drive away including grocery. and theres no public transit outside major metro areas...

@hi_cial don't forget the constant stopping and starting 'cause of no roundabouts

Nothing beat spending loads of money to keep your brake pads toasty

@ifixcoinops tho for some reason massachusetts is into the ol roundabout. we love em here. throw em at any four way intersection or highway on/off ramping its circle time
@hi_cial @ifixcoinops Parts of Indiana have them too.
@ifixcoinops @hi_cial nothing but roundabouts here in central Ohio

@jasonkarns @ifixcoinops isnt there also corn

traffic circles n corn

@hi_cial @jasonkarns @ifixcoinops do they ever grow corn in the circles?
@penny @jasonkarns @ifixcoinops naw the road detritus aint good for crops

@hi_cial and crop circles in the corn ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

@jasonkarns @ifixcoinops

@superball @jasonkarns @ifixcoinops pls, crop circles are an art form. a fascinating one where the planning involves math n the execution involves a plank of wood, a central pole, a long rope and a lot of time. used to be a site abt it called circlemakers but idk if its still around
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circlemakers: Home of England's crop circle makers. Making the world a more interesting place.

@ifixcoinops @hi_cial Also the obsessive use of grids, to maximise the number of intersections.