@amiserabilist oh yeah?!? 🧚

@JustaJason007

beware, he is heavily armed!

@amiserabilist I've handled one like that before. All hands everywhere but where they should be. 🤣
@amiserabilist aww bless it's little wonky head.
@amiserabilist Once you see it, you can never not see it 😂
@marcgeffen @amiserabilist Trust me. I know. I’ve been seeing them for the last 15 years. 🙄

@Mrfunkedude @marcgeffen

Girl!
I wanna take you to a octopus bar
I wanna take you to a octopus bar
I wanna take you to a octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
Wow!
At the octopus bar

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar

I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the octopus bar, octopus bar, octopus bar
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the octopus bar
You're a superstar, at the octopus bar
Superstar
Super, super, superstar

@amiserabilist @marcgeffen I don’t know who sang this if anyone, but as I read it, I imagined it being sung by Flight of the Conchords.
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @marcgeffen this is based on Gay Bar by Electric Six. They’re fun.
@amiserabilist Oh great. Now we need a Pulitzer Prize category for graffiti.
@amiserabilist saw this in a stall like 20 years ago. Still funny!
@amiserabilist This is better than a lot of the art at professional “galleries” 🌟🤭🌟
@amiserabilist ‘Oh, yeah? Take this!’ [throws jacket on the angry octo]
Octopus Wants to Fight IPA

“Our pet octopus is a bit of a jerk. He’s that guy who has a couple then either tells you how much he loves you or threatens to fight you. So we brewed this IPA, with 8 varieties of hops and 8 types of malt. We targeted 88 IBU and 8.8% to appease him. Sadly, when he found out that we’d fabricated all of the above info, it only made him more volatile. We are starting to realize that Octopus was a poor choice for a pet.”

Great Lakes Brewery

@amiserabilist I was gonna say it looks like a mastodon. An octopus/mastodon? An octodon!

(rip octodon.social btw)

@amiserabilist I have one of these too. Cool.

@amiserabilist

Clearly that is a ghost with goofy clown shoes.

@amiserabilist
i've seen a few irish blokes that resemble this...
@amiserabilist Haha I laughed a little too hard at this. 🤣 😝