To comply with Google, all Fediverse instance owners need to pay Google and have they user accounts managed by the Play Store.

Non-Google approved accounts are NOT allowed on your own instance(s) unless you wait 24 hours and watch our non-skippable scare tactic warnings.

@catsalad At least I don't have to watch 1 hour of unskippable ads...
@carsten *Google R&D has noted your idea*