What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
Poll ended at .

@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"

They NEVER actually FISH!!!!

@pencilears

Fishing is just an excuse to drink beer

@Didthat1957 I too, like so hang out outside all day sipping a tallboy of Vitamin R

@pencilears

American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.

@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.

@pencilears

It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.

@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?

Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.

@pencilears
Hmm I got on the internet in 1976 it was called arpanet we used shark mail, my connection was with a modem that you put a phone receiver in at 300 baud.
@pencilears
September energy? Is that saying I am into the fall?
@pencilears
I am way older than you think,
@pencilears
No i am nuclear, an old man, in the old days I was one of people that started the internet. 1993? No try 1976.