No you can't bungee tie a 1.8m timber decking board to a £30 second hand Ofo hire bike.

#CarryShitOlympics

#Quaxing

@RantyHighwayman I have a vague recollection of seeing cargo bikes available for loan at a DIY store for you to take your purchases home. Not recently though.

@TimWardCam @RantyHighwayman wasn't there some supermarket & B&Q site in Cambridge that loaned out trailers for a few years?

I once put a 3m ladder on my bike to get it home. The bike was unrideable, plus I cursed the cycleway designers putting obstructions and zero radius corners in.

@mjr @TimWardCam @RantyHighwayman

As I was moving in to my first apartment, Dad found a used kitchen table for sale somewhere. He balanced it on seat and handlebars, and walked bike plus table the two miles to my new place.
I'm not sure how he turned the thing...