Alice McFlurry 
Whenever referring to Donald Trump, we should all pronounce it like "Chump" so it sounds like we all have the same strategic speech impediment.
Mar 22 at 8:16pmWeb
Show threadAlice McFlurry 1d ago
People will be like "are you saying chump?" and we'll just be like "what? No, I’m saying chump T-R-U-M-P."
Show threadXander Fwoof1d ago
@Alice well it's also accurate, I mean...
Show threadjimfl1d ago
@Alice chee-arr-yoo-emm-pee!
Show threadjack1d ago
@Alice see also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91CuilQk61U
A 16th century motet for the US President

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Show threadBrynawel1d ago

@Alice

I pronounce it "Child Fucker".

Show threadDTrasler Writing1d ago
@Alice Resident Chump