Mastodawn

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)5d ago

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish

7.1%

unlabeled group photo

6.5%

trucker cap / backwards baseball cap

3.4%

duck lips

7.3%

Instagram filters

4.5%

AI generated

10.3%

random dick pic

7.2%

emoji covering faces

4.8%

terribly backlit

4.1%

epic location

2.9%

blatant wealth signifiers

obviously high/drunk

6.5%

insufficient clothing

4.5%

just a dog/cat

8.1%

all cleavage

5.5%

holding a firearm

10.4%

Poll ended at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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✨pencilears✨5d ago

@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"

They NEVER actually FISH!!!!

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Shadow53 5d ago

@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)

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Goopadrew

@shadow53 @pencilears @alice "I will sustain you with my love and with my fish" lol this is poetry