1
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeyyyyy stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best friend
King: goddamnit clive
King: we're not
King: elon what do you want this time
2
Musk: stephano king i aska you fora da last time
Musk: why you no lika me
Musk: we so mucha da same, lika two peas inna pod
King: how do you figure that?
Musk:
Musk: mama mia you contradicta me?
Musk: maybe you a pedophile
3
King: see, elon, this is the problem
King: you're just being immature
Musk: mama mia ima very mature
Musk: lika my boy you know he very based
Musk: you shoulda introduce himma to your boy
King: i don't think so
Musk: mama mia itsa great idea!!
4
Musk: you bringa you boy, i bringa my boy
Musk: we go onna big play date together
King: i don't want to do this
Joe Hill: dad please don't make me do this
King: don't worry joe i would never make you do this
King: i love my beautiful boy joe!
5
[at the tesla restuarant]
Musk: eyyyy what you thinka of my restaurant stephano king?
Musk: itsa real epic eh?
King: i didn't agree to this meeting
Musk: eyyy but i own a twitter so i controlla you whole universe
King:
King: i thought these were posted on bluesky now
Musk: what
6
Musk: check outta dis menu stephano king
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
7
Musk: now my boy willa order his owna food lika big boy
Musk: watcha this stephano king
Musk: itsa so based
Saxon Musk: i wank milk
Musk: eh? eh? eh?
King:
Musk: he orders da milk!
King:
King: ok
Musk: da complete madman, he order da milk!
King: yeah ok i gathered that much
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