Lesbian Death Bed
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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eeyyyyy stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best friend
King: goddamnit clive
King: we're not
King: elon what do you want this time
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Musk: stephano king i aska you fora da last time
Musk: why you no lika me
Musk: we so mucha da same, lika two peas inna pod
King: how do you figure that?
Musk:
Musk: mama mia you contradicta me?
Musk: maybe you a pedophile
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King: see, elon, this is the problem
King: you're just being immature
Musk: mama mia ima very mature
Musk: lika my boy you know he very based
Musk: you shoulda introduce himma to your boy
King: i don't think so
Musk: mama mia itsa great idea!!
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Musk: you bringa you boy, i bringa my boy
Musk: we go onna big play date together
King: i don't want to do this
Joe Hill: dad please don't make me do this
King: don't worry joe i would never make you do this
King: i love my beautiful boy joe!
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[at the tesla restuarant]
Musk: eyyyy what you thinka of my restaurant stephano king?
Musk: itsa real epic eh?
King: i didn't agree to this meeting
Musk: eyyy but i own a twitter so i controlla you whole universe
King:
King: i thought these were posted on bluesky now
Musk: what
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Musk: check outta dis menu stephano king
King: oh all the items are named after memes?
Musk: not just memes
Musk: EPIC memes (for da win)
Musk: w00t!!!
Musk: i will haffa da all your base issa belong to us burger witha da side of da dancing baby from ally mcbeal fries
Musk: anna chad vader milkshake
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Musk: now my boy willa order his owna food lika big boy
Musk: watcha this stephano king
Musk: itsa so based
Saxon Musk: i wank milk
Musk: eh? eh? eh?
King:
Musk: he orders da milk!
King:
King: ok
Musk: da complete madman, he order da milk!
King: yeah ok i gathered that much
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Musk: he order da milk! dats SO BASED
King: i don't get it
Musk: see, da milk itsa neo-nazi code forra da supremacy offa da white race
King:
King:
King: i really don't want to be here
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King: i think i'll be going now
Musk: notta so fast, stephano king!
Musk: da tesla diner issa just lika a real tesla!
Musk: da doors are-a locked froma da outside!
Musk: ha ha ha!
Musk: anna da windows are-a bulletproof so
[window instantly shatters]
Musk:
Musk: it
Musk: itsa not supposed to do that
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[at the campfire]
Poe: so how was your dinner with Elon Musk?
King: strange and off-putting
Poe: yeah that scans
King: i'm just glad that joe wasn't there
King: oh no!
King: i just remembered
Poe: what?
King: instead of joe, i brought owen!
King: i left owen at the tesla diner!!
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Poe: you left your son at the tesla diner?
King: tabitha's really gonna let me have it now!
King: in theory, i need to go back and save him!
[at the tesla diner lost and found]
Owen King: i'm sure my dad will be back anytime now
Owen King: in the meantime these lonelygirl15 onion rings aren't bad
Show threadMota3h ago
@bitterkarella noooo poor owen