Alternate lede:

Tom Homan, the top White House border official, scrambled Sunday to carry out an impulsive order by Trump to use ICE agents at airports “to do security like no one has ever seen,” despite their lack of training for the work currently done by officers of the Transportation Security Administration.

He admitted he had no idea what the ICE agents would actually do.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/us/politics/ice-airports-homan-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.VFA.FktN.oBFmz5LzrhD5&smid=url-share

ICE to Help TSA at Airports Amid Partial Shutdown, Trump’s Border Czar Says

Tom Homan, President Trump’s chief border official, cast the operation largely as one to help ease long security lines. The Homeland Security Department said 14 airports across the country would be involved.

The New York Times

@gleick

Best to get those criminal ICE agents off the streets where they terrorize the community. They can finally get a decent job monitoring exit doors at airports. Maybe they can learn how to be law-abiding members of society.

@gleick I'll say one thing: I have every faith that they'll do security like nobody's ever seen.

@gleick

"Help TSA" is such a weird way to phrase "shoot passengers"

@gleick prevent people from leaving to more stable countries?
@gleick I 100% support privileged Americans having the opportunity to interact directly with the regime’s storm troopers in their day to day lives.
@gleick That settles it. ALL my dildos & vibrators will travel with me in a carry-on "to do security like no one has ever seen" for all future flights until further notice.
@DrSaucy @gleick Do report back on how well that goes.