Mastodawn

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

	holding a big fish
	unlabeled group photo
	trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
	duck lips
	Instagram filters
	AI generated
	random dick pic
	emoji covering faces
	terribly backlit
	epic location
	blatant wealth signifiers
	obviously high/drunk
	insufficient clothing
	just a dog/cat
	all cleavage
	holding a firearm

Poll ends at Mar 25 at 5:55pm.

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My camera shoots fascists

@alice

What gets me really hot when looking at dating profile pics is a variation of your "Just dog/cat". I really like the ones where the woman is hiding behind her panting dog while reaching forward taking a selfie down its throat with its sloppy drooling tongue hanging out.

I'm assuming this is a metaphor. Instant right swipe, of course.

(lol people not spotting parody in this post)