🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Mar 22

What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

Wrong answers only.

holding a big fish
7.1%
unlabeled group photo
6.5%
trucker cap / backwards baseball cap
3.4%
duck lips
7.3%
Instagram filters
4.5%
AI generated
10.3%
random dick pic
7.2%
emoji covering faces
4.8%
terribly backlit
4.1%
epic location
2.9%
blatant wealth signifiers
7%
obviously high/drunk
6.5%
insufficient clothing
4.5%
just a dog/cat
8.1%
all cleavage
5.5%
holding a firearm
10.4%
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Show threadJef Poskanzer
@alice May I introduce you to Jonathan the Sturgeon Guy
Mar 22 at 5:53pmWeb
Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsMar 22

@jef @alice

Photos like this are common on straight middle-aged women's profiles. I think it's hilarious that most people think of this as a guy thing and women complain about it all the time, but 🤷‍♂️

Show threadFaraiweMar 22
@jef @alice ...what's the sturgeon's name??
Show threadCrowjaneMar 22

@faraiwe @jef @alice

Virgin. Virgin B Sturgeon, not unlike his handler.

Show threadSaraMar 22

@jef @alice I would have totally swiped right back in the day, since he's obvs a pro and I would have a lot to talk about with a fish bio

I used to swipe left if guys had photos where they were using a chainsaw with inadequate PPE

yes this meant that I got a variety of "sexy selfies" when my now-husband got a new pair of saw chaps 😆

(I swiped right on him bc he had what I thought might be a Labor Notes reference on his profile AND IT WAS)

Show thread✨pencilears✨Mar 22
@jef @alice