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Trains should come with a "sudden death" mode that the conductor can enable after three stops were delayed by people standing in the doors

"sudden death" mode would mean that the doors slam shut with force, leaving people's limbs behind at the platform

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Show threadsamir, a terminally deprecated method12h ago
@schratze “In shocking news, hospitals in London are full to the brim as 30% of the population have lost fingers, hands, arms, legs, and in one confusing incident, a spleen.”