Way, *way* better than 72 virgins

https://lemmy.world/post/44559821

It’s not what you think. The burgers, like the 72 virgins, are for fucking
I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that no one had fucked it.
Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄
After specifically asking for only a tiny bit of red wine vinaigrette, I watched the sandwich artist drench my now-soggy toasted bread at Subway. Trust me, I know a fucked sandwich when I see one.