Way, *way* better than 72 virgins

https://lemmy.world/post/44559821

It’s not what you think. The burgers, like the 72 virgins, are for fucking
I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that no one had fucked it.
Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄
Ah yes, the “add your own mayo” type of burger
I found something worse than Arby's.

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there’s a 5 guys joke in here, somewhere….
No cheese?
In this economy?!
Ikr! Smh not everyone knows that American cheese is actually 80% petroleum-based!

I wouldn’t know where to look to confirm this, but I’ve heard somewhere that an alternate translation says ‘72 raisins’…

If so, 😂🤣

Unfortunately the burgers are not virgins.
You think this is some sort of prize? As if one virgin is bad enough imagine 72 of em? How about 72 broads who know their way around a dick. That’s an afterlife.

God fucking damnit, I cannot escape the stereotype.

Am American, now want borgor.

… fuck.