I just worry about all the chess yobs. Getting drunk and sticking lit flares in their anus.

Soccer star Erling Haaland invests in new chess tour

https://apnews.com/article/erling-haaland-chess-3908148d19510a03f377c38dc3ba462a

Soccer star Erling Haaland invests in new chess tour

Manchester City and Norway striker Erling Haaland wants to bring new audiences to chess after becoming a strategic investor in a world championship tour scheduled to launch next year. He has helped to establish a company called Chess Mates and that will be a “significant owner” of Norway Chess, the owner of the Total Chess World Championship Tour. Haaland says “chess is an incredible game. It sharpens the mind, and there are clear similarities to football." He is starting to branch out with his business interests, launching his own YouTube channel last year that has more than 1.4 million subscribers.

AP News
@TheBreadmonkey No room for flares cos of the vibro beads. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66921563
Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

Hans Niemann was accused of cheating after he beat Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen last September.

BBC News