I'm still often kinda stunned by the people in this market and this world who say they urgently want A) a cybersecurity job or B) to emigrate

And I directly offer to to help them by offering my calendar for the next month,
for free, no strings

And they're just like, nah, that time isn't convenient

@hacks4pancakes these are the same people who log on to the work slack, in the channel “software-users” with an FAQ link about how to download the software, and a bot who sends you the FAQ when you join the channel, then ask:

Where do I get the software?