it's only a proton if it comes from the steam deck region of valve corporation, otherwise it's just a sparkling wine
@typeswitch oh my god it's come full circle.
@typeswitch You have to be a real connoisseur to get this one.
@typeswitch *inaudible swearing from off-camera*
@typeswitch Can I have glorious eggrolls with that
@typeswitch I prefer calling it 'sparkling electron' myself, but I agree with the sentiment.
@typeswitch Unless the sparkling wine is from the Lutris region, then its heroic.