“security“

But all I hear is

“We are Fa – let's kill AntiFa!“

If anyone asks: You probably got that from noise cancelling headphones! 🤡🍿

But wouldn't *that* be great? Headphones that translate gibberish like “The futrure is AI!“ into legit language, telling you they're going to lay off half the staff and hope to get away with it?

@GNUmatic I would like a translator from English-allistic to English-Autistic. I wish Noise-cancelling cancels all sounds. The worst sound around me is one that an Airpod cant cancel... dog barks.

Related:
I literally have to give a friend "Durable Power of Attourney" so she can speak on my behalf to get over HIPAA barriers. While translators for NT to ND do not exist in a certifiable form. Hippa is for security, but it is so tight, it gets in my way for my needed disability accmidations.

@GreenRoc

Same principle — vastly different problem, though.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@GNUmatic Oops, I took the joke literally. Nevermind me. Carry on.

@GreenRoc

🥰

[ plugs babel fishes in ]
[ stays calm ]
[ carries on ] 🥳