Elle 💗

So this one is true...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house

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Mar 22 at 3:52amWeb
Show threadElle 💗Mar 22
To be clear, that the guy claims this, not that he has actually teleported 
Show threadElizabeth  Mar 22
@ellesaurus Tequila is known to have this effect.
Show threadstandevMar 22
@Elizafox @ellesaurus yeah, usually when someone’s car ends up in a ditch or they don’t know how they got to Waffle House I think they did a DUI
Show threadAbhijit Menon-SenMar 22
@ellesaurus Oh, so _this_ is what all of the waffle house comments were about. Thanks!
Show threadRandallMar 22
@ellesaurus I've also been teleported to a waffle house, jager is a hell of a thing