Richard LittlerAliens: "We don't understand why 8.2 billion humans are just standing by while a tiny (tiny!!) fraction of narcissistic, flagrantly benighted terrestrial fucknuggets ruin the planet and risk the future of the species. It makes no sense."
Flaming Cheeto@Richard_Littler
For a long time....
Aliens: let me get this straight, most of you sleep in one place and work inside during the day someplace else.
Humans: yup
Aliens: 3 orders of magnitude fewer of you don't have homes and sleep outside to the detriment of your mental and physical health.
Humans: yup
Aliens:... while the offices are empty at night, climate controlled, dry, and have clean water?
Humans: ummmm....