Mastodawn

Track_Shovel

Bird-kake?

https://slrpnk.net/post/35608943

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TrackinDaKraken 17h ago

We all know this is pronounced bird-cocky, and not bird-cake.

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Sunforged 16h ago

Bird-kaka

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GreenKnight23 13h ago

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Whostosay 12h ago

This is an impressive an extremely impressive amount of low and high brow comedy in one sentence. Don’t ever forget you did this, it’s the pinnacle.

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raman_klogius 16h ago

pookake

Peakake

Kusokakke

Birds?

Chaps

Craps*

How are the boobs not shiny from people touching them, it must be pretty new as I’m absolutely sure most people of all ages and genders would at least give them a palming.

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cactusupyourbutt 15h ago

I believe its a stone sculpture? not totally sure though

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fakeman_pretendname 8h ago

Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)

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AA5B 15h ago

Maybe the birds got there first

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Whostosay 12h ago

You underestimate the sucking

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w3dd1e 11h ago

I don’t want to touch boobies if they are covered in bird droppings.

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D_C 7h ago

Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!

True shitpost

Sure, blame the birds

Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious

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