I could not do this job. Any of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jky5ZXI0axc
Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method

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> You may have asked yourself why I made sure to keep the jelly packs vertical when marking the egg breakfast. That's because if I turn the pack horizontally, like this, it means that this is now the mark for an omelette.

I couldn't even make it through the training video. I would immediately start developing an app in my head to fix this insanity.

@ttscoff "Easy!"

Years after first watching it my mind still keeps coming up with thoughts like "But what if I ordered four eggs sunny side up, with a upside-down jelly pack in the three o' clock position?"

@ttscoff agreed.

but i worked some pretty shitty food service jobs when i was young. i was always surprised at how flexible i could be when i just kind of shut off my brain and did whatever i was told.

some days i miss the simplicity of work like that. but i will never miss the smell of a fast food kitchen.

@ttscoff the more I see this, the more I think it is a prank or hoax.

You know what works? Hand written order tickets.

@ttscoff having worked in a bunch of kitchens I can categorically say that is a bonkers way to do that, hand written tickets work fine if you're concerned about involving computers
@ttscoff I would definitely get booted.
@ttscoff It’s absolutely insane. I remember laughing out loud as I listened to @siracusa and @hotdogsladies incredulously deconstruct this video in a past episode of @RecDiffs
Reconcilable Differences #232: Ham Means One - Relay

John guides Merlin through an unusual form of communication.

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