healynReally awesome that Afroman won that bullshit lawsuit while releasing songs about the bullshit lawsuit, but we're gonna have to return to a sense of normalcy
One thing I will say is Afroman probably did fuck that one guy's wife, because I would think you could get damages over that claim if the wife were called to testify and say, "I did not have sex with Afroman"
Korma Chameleon@healyn why would anyone ever say that though? That's worse than whatever penalty they have for lying in court
@KormaChameleon if someone asked me to take the witness stand and say "I have never fucked Afroman" and then I get like $500k, there would not be any hesitation on my part. This is a standing offer
eestileib (she/hers)I am also prepared to testify that I have not slept with Afroman. I'll do it for travel, a per diem, and expert witness fees.
In a Canadian court that is.
@eestileib @KormaChameleon I got first dibs!