healynReally awesome that Afroman won that bullshit lawsuit while releasing songs about the bullshit lawsuit, but we're gonna have to return to a sense of normalcy
One thing I will say is Afroman probably did fuck that one guy's wife, because I would think you could get damages over that claim if the wife were called to testify and say, "I did not have sex with Afroman"
Korma Chameleon@healyn why would anyone ever say that though? That's worse than whatever penalty they have for lying in court
@KormaChameleon if someone asked me to take the witness stand and say "I have never fucked Afroman" and then I get like $500k, there would not be any hesitation on my part. This is a standing offer
eestileib (she/hers)I am also prepared to testify that I have not slept with Afroman. I'll do it for travel, a per diem, and expert witness fees.
In a Canadian court that is.
@eestileib @KormaChameleon I got first dibs!
Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉@healyn the man was asked on the stand if Afroman fucked his wife, and he said, "I don't know." Who brings a lawsuit when you don't have good answers to the questions that will be raised by the lawsuit? Cops are not making rational decisions, and we need to shut this whole thing down until we figure out what the hell is going on.
@swelljoe deleted a couple replies to this, but yes
How could that cop know for sure? The only real answer you could get is from the cop's wife. And they chose not to have her testify
@healyn man couldn't handle the truth. But, everybody knows.
@eestileib @swelljoe I would normally agree with this, but I would also never sue Afroman for cuckolding me. I am built different