Cassandra is only carbon now1d ago

These numbers are completely absurd.

https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/03/20/openai-anthropic-spacex-to-trash-stock-market-ipos-for-2026/

OpenAI, Anthropic, SpaceX to trash stock market IPOs for 2026

Venture capital works by turning startup investments into dollars — eventually. It’s not their own money — it’s their investors’ money. And those investors are getting impatient for the payoff. One…

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Show threadCassandra is only carbon now1d ago
I get stock market valuations are always ridiculous, but what in the fuck does it *mean* for OpenAI to be "worth" $800 *billion*. Like, what the fuck did Altman do, go individually pickpocket $100 from every person on the goddamned planet?
Show threadkouhai, of the health issues1d ago
@xgranade yes
Show threadCassandra is only carbon now1d ago
@kouhai Touché.
Show threadkouhai, of the health issues
@xgranade i want my $100 back with interest!!!
Mar 21 at 6:32pmWeb
Show threadCassandra is only carbon now1d ago
@kouhai I'll take some collection fees, too. Fucker's make us work for it, that's for sure.