Tech bros went to Jupiter
To get more stupider

@catsalad That is physically impossible.

I meant the getting dumber part. I'm perfectly willing to see them take a fair try at the getting to Jupiter part. I'll cheer for them all the way.

@catsalad and hopefully they'll just stay there.
@catsalad I hope they stay there
@catsalad "To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around"
@catsalad
Tech bros went to Jupiter
To get more stupider
But with AI in their heads
And the government in their beds
Everyone refused-it-er

(dagn that I couldn't find a better ending πŸ˜’)
@catsalad
Now they're off to Mars
Because nobody wants their cars
@catsalad I mean, the magnetosphere will kill them due to hard radiation pretty effectively, so yeah they gonna need to be a spechal kind of stupid!