Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Tech bros went to Jupiter
To get more stupider
Mar 21 at 4:27pmWeb
Show threadNazo4d ago

@catsalad That is physically impossible.

I meant the getting dumber part. I'm perfectly willing to see them take a fair try at the getting to Jupiter part. I'll cheer for them all the way.

Show threadCJPaloma might be hiking4d ago
@catsalad and hopefully they'll just stay there.
Show threadAmy Maybe4d ago
@catsalad I hope they stay there
Show threadGamingWolf 🐺4d ago
@catsalad "To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around"
Show threadspacebug4d ago
@catsalad
Tech bros went to Jupiter
To get more stupider
But with AI in their heads
And the government in their beds
Everyone refused-it-er

(dagn that I couldn't find a better ending 😒)
Show threadJon Gilbert4d ago
@catsalad 😄there's a few variations of that rhyme, eg https://mastodon.social/@jgilbert/115976213600859998
Show threadKen Milmore3d ago
@catsalad
Now they're off to Mars
Because nobody wants their cars
Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑3d ago
@catsalad
Let's send them back there.
Show threadKevin Karhan 3d ago
@catsalad I mean, the magnetosphere will kill them due to hard radiation pretty effectively, so yeah they gonna need to be a spechal kind of stupid!