peptostateMar 21
In this thread I will post Chuck Norris facts
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If Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick, it would be because somebody was flinging his dead body around, because he is dead.
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Mortal men do push ups. But Chuck Norris does nothing, on account of having recently died and therefore being dead.
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@peptostate Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam in land... meaning he is underground.

Due to being dead.

Mar 21 at 4:11pmWeb