peptostateMar 21
In this thread I will post Chuck Norris facts
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If Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick, it would be because somebody was flinging his dead body around, because he is dead.
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Mortal men do push ups. But Chuck Norris does nothing, on account of having recently died and therefore being dead.
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If Chuck Norris travelled to another dimension to fight another Chuck Norris, the winner would be the inevitability of death, because both Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris are dead.
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If you put Chuck Norris in a ranked list of the world's strongest creatures, second place would be the African bush elephant, who can lift over 13,000 pounds. First place would be like one of those big whales I guess? I don't know. What I do know is Chuck Norris would be unable to rank, because he is dead.
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If you shoot a mortal man with a gun, you can kill him. But if you shoot Chuck Norris with a gun, it doesn't matter, because Chuck Norris is already dead.
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Violets are blue.
Roses are red.
Chuck Norris is dead.
Chuck Norris is dead.
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@peptostate Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam in land... meaning he is underground.

Due to being dead.