Rate yourself against a #psychopath

A coworker of several years enters a meeting room looking distraught and says to the team that the colleague you were all waiting for had been killed by a bus while she was crossing the road with the lunch tray.

Your reaction is
- Instant blubbering mess of tears, snot, and drool
- You involuntarily slap a hand to your mouth and yell "OMG! and you gut hurts
- You stifle a yelp, and are very concerned
- You glance at the others to guage their responses