🤔I have also "Teleported to Waffle House," traveling through time and space.

I was in Houston home from college. I went to the club with friends. We ordered bottle service.

A friend asked "🤯Did you drink our whole bottle of Grey Goose?"

Next thing I knew it was 4 hrs later, eating at the Waffle House.

@mekkaokereke - Most people don't realize it, but Waffle Houses are located at low gravitational potential spots, so they naturally attract people teleporting.
@jmax @mekkaokereke Ah. That explains why I’m always heavier after leaving a Waffle House.