No way
Shouldn’t was your ass with soap. You kill the bacteria that keep it healthy.

“Hey everyone, the reason people gag from my smell from feet away is that I’m more healthy than them”

No one else on Lemmy has earned the tag “doesn’t wash ass”. …Congratulations?

But did you bother to look it up… it always starts with “the answer may surprise you…”
Yeah you’ll always be the “I don’t wash my ass” guy to me lol
Oh well. I tried. Nice talking to you, friend.