All I want is love, happiness, world peace, and the friendship of several large birds
@donni There's a cockatoo which uses the bird bath on my balcony, and we've got to the point where we are on nodding terms, so I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how we can become friends (without me feeding it).

@robfwalter @donni

Play bird calls to it?

@stuartyeates I do whistle and click and chat to it. It watches me with interest, but then I run out of things to say and it loses interest.