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Maddie Died And Went To Cryptids
COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What
Nov 4, 2018 at 2:41pmWeb
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsNov 5, 2018
im glad people are liking this because i love this post a lot and i was worried that no one would get the reference
Show threadtriz @ knzkNov 6, 2018

@picklemaddierix i thought everyone knew who cowboy Dan was, he's kind of a major player, cowboy scene-wise

(it's a very good toot)

Show threadfaunDec 14, 2020
@picklemaddierix The reference is just the archetype of cowboys right. Yeah I got it.
Show threademberApr 8, 2022
@picklemaddierix I don't get the reference but I still love it
Show threadSherclod Holmes5d ago
@picklemaddierix i had zero idea that this was a reference and it was still funny as hell from that perspective
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsAug 8, 2019
this is one of my favorite posts of mine but tbf i'd say that more than 60% of this is issac brock being funny and not me
Show threadFour-Fingered FishermanJan 14, 2022
@picklemaddierix did u see they recently performed Lonesome Crowded West in its entirety (with the exception of Lounge, which killed me a lil bit)?
Show threadTrash Panda 👹👺👿Nov 5, 2018
@picklemaddierix I fucking love this post.
Show threadknzk forever Nov 6, 2018
@picklemaddierix Maddie.
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsNov 6, 2018
@citrustwee hi Eve. what s up
Show threadknzk forever Nov 6, 2018
@picklemaddierix maddie.
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsNov 6, 2018
@citrustwee whats goin on eve?
Show threadknzk forever Nov 6, 2018
@picklemaddierix Maddie.
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsNov 6, 2018
@citrustwee eve.....tell me what s up now
Show threadknzk forever Nov 6, 2018
@picklemaddierix Maddie...
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsNov 6, 2018
@citrustwee oh hey whats going on eve
Show threadknzk forever Nov 6, 2018
@picklemaddierix Maddie
Show threadAleums (Origin Forme)Nov 28, 2018
@picklemaddierix maddie this post is top 5 in my favourite posts on this website
Show threadtriz classic™️Dec 26, 2018
@picklemaddierix i love god as mr burns/the angel as smithers lol
Show threadMaddie Died And Went To CryptidsDec 27, 2018
@burgin
haha thats exactly the vibe I was going for
Show threadtriz classic™️Dec 27, 2018
@picklemaddierix hell yeah
Show threadFunMar 4, 2019
@picklemaddierix I'm rooting for Cowboy Dan here to be honest
Show threadDeadGideonApr 4, 2019
@picklemaddierix Is this about me?
Show threadSoup-Like Gender Homogenate ✅Dec 22, 2019
@picklemaddierix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzZNWqUJuA4
I understood that reference.

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Show threadLaser (it's been a good run)Oct 9, 2020
@picklemaddierix greatest post of all time #ripmaddie
Show threadGiraffe KeeperOct 9, 2020

@picklemaddierix this is how @Sapphicgiraffic has been explaining the weight of certain users to me

“Aaaahhh Flowless is being supportive 🥺”
“Who is that”
“A Cowboy Dan”

Show threadRamsey NasserMar 11, 2022
@picklemaddierix this is one of my favorite posts of all time
Show threadtired blip5d ago

@nasser @picklemaddierix Four years after this declaration of favourite-toot-ness, and like 8 years after the original tootening, I am here to also cast a vote for "one of the best posts on this here platform". Folks occasionally boost it back into my timeline every few months and it is a gem every single time.

... also seeing this song live was one of the coolest experiences a few years back, dang :)

Show threadJ-Mo ☭Apr 24, 2023

@picklemaddierix

He's gonna start a war

Show threadVincent Wanders AimlesslyApr 24, 2023
@picklemaddierix 🌩️⚡️
Show threadmalfordApr 24, 2023
@picklemaddierix I don't get the reference but I still found it funny
Show threadMikhail 💛💙4d ago
@picklemaddierix Best jokes are the ones with obscure references. Thank you!