Giraffe Keeper

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-28, agender, she/her
-wife of @Sapphicgiraffic
-ridiculous insidious fae creature
-aquatic art fiend

The views expressed here are my own and not necessarily those of Admin SapphicGiraffic, and in fact many of them earn me a very loud “London WHY”

Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020
Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020

freak.garden is open for registration there’s just a lil construction dust

if you’re interested in a catch-all special interests party instance that celebrates diversity in neurology and ability please roll on through!

Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020

migrating my account to @hammerhead

please direct any inquiries there!

thanks snouts, it was fun while it lasted and so many of y’all really did some amazing things for our family, we’ll always be grateful for our time here

Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020

freak.garden is open for registration there’s just a lil construction dust

if you’re interested in a catch-all special interests party instance that celebrates diversity in neurology and ability please roll on through!

Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020
If I can just find a handy dandy blocklist I can open my instance and scoot in just before the site goes read only
Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020
@monorail pssst how do I get my instance to have a character limit longer than 500
Giraffe KeeperNov 1, 2020
ColophonNov 1, 2020
After the Snouts stuff, meta barely registers to me. Oh wow, someone complained about Myass or Monads, and it turns out the complaint is petty and directed at someone nonwhite. Must be a day ending in y. Surely this will be the one that finally does it.
Giraffe KeeperOct 31, 2020
Imagine linking a fuckin mkultra/satanic pedo ring/anti-blm/anti abortion site #OnHere what the actual Fuq
Show threadGiraffe KeeperOct 31, 2020
My dad has this way of being simultaneously aggressive and like, funny about it, where if you fight back then he turns it into he wasn’t as serious as you’re now making it. It’s fucking impossible to fight against and makes me feel so fucking gaslit like... am I just really sensitive? But then I got out into the world and no, I’m actually really chill and understanding, he’s just a master at messing with me.
Giraffe KeeperOct 31, 2020
My dad walked in on me discussing why I can’t be vegan or do shit like keto or whatever (doctor said NO restrictive diets, no excluding food groups). He starts grilling me on why I can’t restrict, why would someone die from dieting, you don’t have an eating disorder, people with eating disorder are skinny, then when I get equally sassy back acts like I’m out of line and he was asking to be educated 🙄 Jess caught a big earful of why I’m so anxious.
Giraffe KeeperOct 30, 2020
Perfect Butterfly AngelOct 29, 2020
whenever you see those images that are like "this mad scientist turned me into a horrifying sex crazed abomination of a beast" please spare a thought for the control group who are sitting at home, desperately waiting for the changes to start as they take their sugar pills