Daniel SwainMar 20

Earlier today, I was asked to comment on the current state of disaster preparedness in the United States.

That was already a fraught question, even prior present chaos, but then I saw today's headlines. 🫠

"Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House"

Show threadJeff C

@weatherwest
Thank goodness he teleported horizontally! If you ever find yourself randomly teleporting 50 miles, don't go vertical.

Unless you have a parachute.

Or a shovel.

Mar 21 at 3:28amWeb
Show threadAmbient SpongeMar 21
@jeffc @weatherwest The curvature of the Earth would make that interesting over larger distances.
Show threadJeff CMar 21

@retrosponge

Aim wisely, oh random voyager.

@weatherwest