This is Molly - a wild animal that lives in my house and sleeps on my bed

She thinks I’m a master hunter, because I leave home and come back with all kinds of wonderful things to eat

I’m not, of course. Humans are hunter-gatherers, and I’m leaning heavily into the gatherer side of things - by going to the shop and gathering cat food

She repays my successful gathering by being fluffy & adorable

So I got a good deal

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #animals

@rufustheduck She deserves a bonus. She is extra adorable with a side of "looks like a total boss". The bonus dot on her nose is just the cherry on top.
@jzb dammit, you've talked me into it
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I refer to them as my little indoor foxes.
She's lovely!
@rufustheduck it’s her house and her bed. You’re merely tolerated, perhaps because she finds you cute and adorable and a bad enough hinter she takes you as apprentice and cares for you. 😼
@rufustheduck omg she is literally just like my cat fr.
@rufustheduck @pronoiac Sounds like she got a good deal too!