Earlier today, I was asked to comment on the current state of disaster preparedness in the United States.

That was already a fraught question, even prior present chaos, but then I saw today's headlines. 🫠

"Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House"

@weatherwest Look, say what you want about the guy, but given the huge number of Waffle Houses in Hurricane Alley, I think he'd be an incredible FEMA asset if he can harness this talent.