AaronMar 20
Daniel Swain

Earlier today, I was asked to comment on the current state of American disaster preparedness.

That was already a fraught question, even prior to present chaos, but then I saw today's headlines. 🫠

"Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House"

Mar 20 at 11:32pmFedica
Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈Mar 20
@weatherwest "I was hanging out with Pete Hegseth and next thing I know I was teleported to a waffle house"
Show threadStumpy The MuttMar 21
@weatherwest I remember as a kid falling asleep in the back of the family car on the way home from a weekend away and magically waking up in my bed. Must have been teleportation back then as well!
Show threaddrdr6262Mar 21

@weatherwest

Suddenly finding onesself teleported some distance away sounds a bit like like a coverup for something. I wonder what he was up to....