Alex Fürstenau
bleeptrackWords I never want to read in combination:
It's like:
😁 Student Intern
😐 Vibe Coding
🙂 AI Security
🫤 Student Intern + Vibe Coding
😬 Student Intern + AI Security
Vibe Coding + AI Security
🤯 Student Intern + Vibe Coding + AI Security
Benjamin Schröter@bleeptrack at Mercedes Benz!
@irgendwienet ✨Tech Innovation ✨
@bleeptrack sounds magical 🪄
Jan
derlemue@bleeptrack love it <3
David@bleeptrack Just tell the AI to make it secure, what's the problem? /s
Claudius
Molly@claudius @leathekd @bleeptrack I thought the current go-to-move is to intimidate the LLM by threatening to uninstall it or other forms of harming the LLM? (Which btw. is super unhinged)
burne
Claudine C 
@bleeptrack 😱 Student Intern + Vibe Coding + AI Security + *Cars*
gábor ugray@bleeptrack This reminds me of when banks and governments came up with a serious face with their little blockchain "use cases".
The sound of cringe when orgs that are in their DNA uninnovative feel the urge to ride the current hype wave.
@bleeptrack To wit: some systems are better when they are not innovative. I would much prefer boring banks like they came in the 60s, train companies with fixed ticket prices and counters staffed by humans, voting happening on paper, etc.
Niklas@bleeptrack Venn diagram from hell
fellmoon 🏴@bleeptrack what I read: "how not to buy a software-containing mercedes ever again(yep, this basically leaves coal brick shitting oldtimers as the only "option"...)"...
dwardoric@bleeptrack What could possibly go wr.... boooom.
지지 ᚠᚱᛖᛃᚨ Daniel 黄法官 CyReVoltOther cars go vroom vroom.
Mercedes go boom boom.
Winter Jo 
❄️
ClipHead@ClipHead @bleeptrack i thought "diverse" was captured in the "x" but ok
oh wait nvm is it about more diversity than "just gender"?
Mitsunee@ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack diverse is essentially the made-up version of nonbinary that German politics came up with. Still better than nothing, I did actually put that as my new gender 
)
MaxSmithee@MaSch @ShadowJonathan @ClipHead @bleeptrack excuse me? You're gonna have to use more than one word if you wanna be understood without context 
Enola Knezevic@ShadowJonathan @bleeptrack
I think it's for everyone not feeling like they belong in the other categories.
But not sure... 🤔
SOwOphie ⠬⠆@ShadowJonathan @bleeptrack (D)aimler / (M)ercedes / V(W) / Le(X)us
Simon Lüke
Stefan Ritter
Manni@gideonstar @bleeptrack "Life is always about becoming...". So, so, verstehe. Nicht.
no_brainer@gideonstar @bleeptrack 🙈 willkommen im Hightech-Ländle und Land! Ich glaubs nedd!
erinaceus@bleeptrack echo "- Mercedes-Benz" >> brands_to_avoid_for_my_own_safety.md
David Culley@erinaceus They are a dying company anyway. Fossil-fuel company going the way of the dinosaur.
BenjiButo 
silhouette 
@davidculley @erinaceus i mean they did release the CLA last year which has been getting rave reviews, but might be too little too late. and MB.OS is horrible.
Z̈oé@silhouette @davidculley @erinaceus the CLA250 is technically advanced, has a pretty form, but the „decoration“ is so tacky 🤮
the entire car is a caricature of a mercedes advertisement. I wonder who blackmailed the designers to let this out of their hands
The infotainment isn’t good but at least that is theoretically fixable with a software update
the entire car is a caricature of a mercedes advertisement. I wonder who blackmailed the designers to let this out of their hands
The infotainment isn’t good but at least that is theoretically fixable with a software update
@erinaceus @bleeptrack I do not drive, but when I see a Tesla I keep away even if I have the right of way, in case it is programmed to run over pedestrians. I see I need to expand that to more brands.
ShnoofleBear /ʃnuːfɛlbɛːr/@bleeptrack Those might be few words, but they form an escalating gradient of disaster.
Fink 
@ShnoofleBear @bleeptrack Escalating gradient of disaster 👌
*takes notes*
Lucas Werkmeister
afreytes, 👁️🗨️of🇵🇷@bleeptrack actual LOL
Жафстелце@bleeptrack Mercedes and Benz?
gaytabase@bleeptrack sure hope it's for some innocuous company doing nothing with any safety implications. oh.
Leah 
@bleeptrack the FUCK you mean mercedes benz??? you mean the same company behind weird proprietary bolts is ALSO behind weird vibecoding shit??
@bleeptrack wait no thats bmw
Lars@bleeptrack Brave New World 😞
Klaudia (aka jinxx)
Ysegrim@bleeptrack Mercedes-Benz + Innovation?
(SCNR)
Glitzi@bleeptrack Gut, dass die nichts gefährliches bauen. /s
linuzifer@bleeptrack in der gleichen Abteilung noch unbesetzt:
SQL injecting for data Integrity
Stack smashing for memory safety
IDOR for confidentiality
Avocado Diaboli@linuzifer @bleeptrack und Klebezettelschreiber für Passwörter
wall-e@linuzifer @bleeptrack 1 Sack Ziegel for Airbag
Silver Owl@linuzifer @bleeptrack Student/Intern Duct Tape Technician for Civil Engineering.
Christian Rickert*Benziner für Umweltfreundlich
Philip@linuzifer @bleeptrack DDOS for availability
@phipser @linuzifer jailbreaking for closed ecosystems
Peter H. Fröhlich@bleeptrack I was really hoping that this is fake ... alas ... it seems to be an actual position. How f-ing dumb are these people? "Tech Innovation"? Yikes.
axel.@bleeptrack @hypebot Am 1. April wird mich nichts aus der Bahn bringen. Satire ist tot.