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Taco Bell apparently is selling "caffeine-infused" eye patches...

"Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Under Eye Patches"

"...infused with caffeine and a refreshing boost of citrus, these patches energize skin and deliver cooling hydration...."

(also, apparently if you pay celebrities enough money, they will show up at whatever the heck this corporate launch even was, lol)

https://www.tacobell.com/newsroom/live-mas-live-2026-reveal

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Hank G ☑️3d ago

@ai6yr I can't tell if the link is satire or not. LOL.

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Carolyn 3d ago

@hankg @ai6yr Ummm… “Perhaps the most unexpected announcement was the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Under Eye Patches. These are actual skincare products infused with caffeine and citrus to help fans look refreshed.”

https://www.newsbreak.com/mandatory-2314551/4535191341680-taco-bell-s-new-menu-comes-with-an-edible-sauce-packet

Taco Bell’s New Menu Comes With an Edible Sauce Packet - NewsBreak

Taco Bell is officially stepping into the future of fast food. At their recent “Live Más LIVE” event in Hollywood, the brand unveiled a massive roadmap for

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Margaret M

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