This must sound brilliant if you're on cocaine

https://discuss.online/post/37173545

Money doesn’t mean you are smart, have good taste or a sense of humour. Apparently the boss who put this here fits the same bill.
Well, it is a law firm
There’s multiple kinds of monkies and apes
This either is a mediocre joke, and not true…or it is true but their idea of “high net worth” is owning a small town hardware store lol
This is a perfect place for a christian fanfic poster
If you’re going to punctuate.
Punctuate like you’re
the thousandth monkey
in the typing pool
and brother
ook ook ooḳ
be the monkey that achieves Hamlet
So cannibalize the last of your species in an imaginary race to the top that ends up being a zero-sum game? Not, “Hey, screw this dude, let’s build our own boat so all three of us can survive”?
I’ll go out a limb and guess that, since this is apparently lawyer related, the jeenius is used to defending high net worth criminals, and may be one such
Either he’s a criminal attorney, of a criminal attorney.