Jack William Bell"YOU CAN'T FIGHT ME, YOU KNOW."
"But, I'm Chuck Norris. I can whip anyone!"
"NOT ME. EVEN IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THOSE JOKES ARE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY, 'WHIP ANYONE'."
"Then what are they about then? Tell me that!"
"IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW."